Instead of writing blogs of endless tips about pet care, I decided to just write things about Wodehouse and his friends. I started this blog a while ago about all the things Wodehouse likes when he was a pup and I'm up to about 83 pages without pictures and it just occurred to me it'd be shorter to list what Wodehouse doesn't like. Starting with this guy..he doesn't really like this guy. He tried as he's a very easy going dog but no......
According to Wodehouse he is 63 kilos, no real face , called some weird long name ..and his favourite pastime is to sit on you, which sucks if you're only about 9 kilos . He tried the usual greetings, but no luck, just sat on, so that's it .. This guy rolls up, Wodehouse is outta there .
Then there's the weird fact that water is disgustingly wet.. I mean rain is ok, puddles and stuff to drink from, but the river.?.. Aaaarggh.. Run for your life.
Wierdly, he doesn't really like books..namely books written by P.G. Wodehouse!
.. Is it the stories? Or is it some kind of ...'there can be only one'?
..and the smiths , he hates the smiths ..
One week he suffered some kind of technology rage and killed the iPad .. even had a small wee ..(luckily the power was turned off).
And just to finish off he suddenly took umbrage to the new fur pillows . Apparently they are terrifying so I've hidden them away . Pretty sure they were going to be executed for being weird.
Wodehouse is three now so he no longer indulges in this kind of thing but I'm pretty sure he hates my phone and would happily destroy it as it interferes with my attention to him. <
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